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Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

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theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND

Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.

thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!

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thespacegoat:

"ur-hu-hu-hur-hu-hu-hurhuhuhu" laughed ray romano

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Charles III of Spain looked up from his desk, all thoughts of his crumbling empire sliding away from his mind as he looked at the chiseled abs of the Italian-American before him.

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The last time he was this excited was when he conquered Sicily. He adjusted his codpiece as his meatwand throbbed; the dispute over Portuguese Brazil would have to wait.

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xbox420:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

this is from the x files

(Source: rock-n-pizzarolls, via inanycase-itwasjustpersonal)